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The Wiener Guy - part eight
Title: The Wiener Guy
Author: Ru_salki99
Rating: NC 17
Pairing: Chuck/Casey
Disclaimer: I don't own Chuck
Summary: What if Chuck was gay? Sarah couldn't pretend to be his girlfriend because... well he's gay. What to do? Hmmm. That's a toughie.



thanks to dignity20 for icon.

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Chuck was beyond nervous. Ellie was too but that was for an entirely different reason. He was nervous because he hadn’t actually seen the General since the day Bryce had used him as a human shield. Casey and Sarah had kept him away from all the meetings since then. Chuck wasn’t sure why, but he had a feeling that it had something to do with Casey not being able to control himself.

Sarah was well aware that he and Casey were actually sleeping with each other now. Had been since the first morning after. But she was okay with it. In fact, she said it was a good thing as Casey always worked better when he was happy and untroubled. She also promised not to mention it as she knew that if found out Casey would be pulled out of there before he could even attempt to say ‘I didn’t do it’, which wouldn’t be a good thing for Chuck at all.

And so now, Casey was off to collect his mother and his sisters from the hotel they were staying in whilst Chuck did his best to help Ellie prepare dinner.

Not only were the Casey’s making an appearance, but Morgan and Sarah (Sarah had been ordered to get a boyfriend to keep her cover up and for some bizarre reason she chose Morgan, they were the weirdest couple ever) were coming over too. Awesome and Casey had pushed all the furniture back against the walls earlier and Casey had brought over an extra table to attach to the end of Ellie’s as well as some chairs.

“So what do we know about Mrs Casey?” Ellie asked.

“Well, she’s military like John,” Chuck told her, “So I think she’s pretty strict. But other than that not much,” he lied.

Casey had told him a lot over the past few days to try and prepare him for her arrival. He warned Chuck that she would be completely different from the last time he had met her. For one, she would be off duty and so wouldn’t be in uniform and when she dressed in civilian clothing she looked almost harmless. And then there was the added fact that she would be keeping up the cover of wanting to meet her son’s partner and his family. He also said that she was a really good actress and not to let that lull him into a false sense of security as the minute she was back in that uniform, the general in her would be back.

“What time is it?” he asked as he checked on the potatoes.

“About time you got changed out of that god awful t-shirt,” Ellie said with a face of disgust.

“What’s wrong with my t-shirt?” Chuck asked as he looked down at himself. He was wearing his favourite Casey t-shirt again.

“Should I start with the part where it’s five times too big for you or the part where it’s almost obscene? And on Thanks Giving.”

Chuck huffed, “Fine. I have to go shower anyway.”

“Well be quick. They’ll be here soon.”

And Chuck was quick. He didn’t think he’d had a quicker shower before. As he frantically towel dried his hair with one hand, he pushed through his wardrobe for something to wear. He decided on the red shirt he had worn on his and Casey’s first date. It would go with is new sneakers. Casey had gotten him a replacement pair to apologise for letting Bryce hurt him and steal his original ones. They were almost identical except for the fact that they were red instead of black. But Chuck liked them anyway and had thanked Casey for the gift with some well earned oral sex.

When he came back out of his room, Devon was just setting the table and as he saw how many places there were, the reality of what was about to happen sunk in and he found his nerves soaring out of control until he fell down onto the sofa and had to put his heads between his knees in order to try and calm himself.

“Whoa, Chuckster!” Devon said, dropping the cutlery and kneeling down beside Chuck, “You okay buddy?”

Chuck nodded, “Just a bit nervous.”

Devon smiled, “You’ll be fine bro, you’ve met his sisters before and you said you’ve spoken to his Mom on the phone a couple of times so it’s not like she’s a complete stranger.”

“Yeah I know, but I can’t help it.”

Devon stood up and clapped him hard on the shoulder, “It’s gonna be alright Chuck,” he said before going to finish his task of setting the table before Ellie came back and throttled him, “Oh and your sister asked me to tell you to deal with the vegetables or something. She said you would know what she meant.”

Chuck’s head snapped up, “Oh crap!” he said before jumping and running into the kitchen to pull the vegetables out of the oven where they had been roasting. Thankfully they weren’t burnt... well they were a little bit more golden than he would have liked, but they weren’t ruined which was the most important thing.

Five minutes later and Ellie was back in the kitchen, ordering Chuck and Devon about in such a fashion that she would make a chef proud. And then the door bell rang.

“I’ll get it,” Chuck said as he placed the turkey on the worktop and practically ran to answer the door.

“CHUCK!” Jess and Jodie screamed when he answered the door.

Chuck didn’t really have a chance to think before he was engulfed by the two little women. They had changed their appearance again, both of them wearing smart jeans with killer heels. They were also wearing the same top but in a different colour which was going to be the only way in which they would be able to tell them apart as their hair was the same colour now and twisted up in a fancy way.

“Hey girls,” Chuck smiled, “How’ve you been?”

“Oh you know us,” Jodie said.

“Never stop,” Jessie added before they planted a kiss on either of his cheeks and went to say hello to Ellie and Devon.

“So you’re the infamous Chuck then?”

Chuck turned to see the General staring up at him with what could only be described as an evil grin. If Chuck didn’t already know what a battleaxe she could be, he would never think that she actually was one as she looked completely normal. She was wearing brown linen pants and a pastel green top with a big bow on the front. Not to mention that her hair wasn’t tied back and actually fell just past her shoulders in a very elegant way. She looked just like a Mom.

“Mrs Casey,” he said with a smile, “It’s nice to finally meet you.”

“Please, call me Jo,” she said before reaching up and pulling him down into a hug.

Chuck gingerly hugged her back, looking over her shoulder and up to a grinning Casey. He was obviously enjoying seeing Chuck all uncomfortable.

“Ma, come and meet Chuck’s sister and future brother in law,” one of the twins shouted.

‘Jo’ let go of Chuck and gave him a warm smile before going over to meet the rest of the Bartowski household.

“You alright?” Casey asked as he wiped the lipstick marks his sisters had left off of Chuck’s cheeks.

“Honestly? I’ve never felt more terrified. I think I prefer her as a general. At least I know what to expect that way.”

Casey just laughed at him before grabbing his hand and leading him over to where the rest of them were.

~*~*~*~*~*~

“It’s getting late, “Jo said, “We better head back to the hotel. Our flight leaves first thing in the morning.”

“Oh you’re leaving tomorrow?” Ellie asked in surprise.

“We couldn’t get any longer off,” Jodie explained.

“I’ll call you a cab,” Casey said as he stood and headed down the hall into Chuck’s room where he could make the call in peace and quiet.

“Well Ellie, dinner was lovely,” Jo said, “We’ll need to do it again some time.”

“You’re more than welcome to come over for Christmas,” she said, ignoring the look Chuck was giving her.

“I think I’d like that,” Jo nodded, “But I’ll need to talk to Johnny about it first. He likes to sleep through Christmas.”

“There’s no chance of him doing that here,” Devon said with a grin, “Not if I have to drag him out of bed myself.”

“Thanks Devon, but I think I’ll be able to persuade him,” Chuck said, secretly resolving to find out why Casey didn’t like Christmas.

“Persuade who?” Casey asked as he came back into the room and added, “Cab’ll be here in five minutes.”

“Persuade you not to sleep through Christmas.”

Casey rolled his eyes, “Yeah well, we’ll see.”

“Right well, why don’t we walk out to wait for the taxi just now,” Jo said as she stood and began hugging Ellie, Devon and Chuck good bye. She even gave Sarah a small peck on the cheek. Jodie and Jessie followed suit before they led the way outside.

Casey got up and followed his mother outside and began walking her out of the courtyard.

“I want him trained,” Jo said as soon as the front door was closed.

“What?” Casey asked in surprise.

“We’re having problems getting the new Intersect up and running. For some reason it just won’t work. When we do finally get it up and running though, the CIA plans to have him killed,” she explained.

“And you don’t?”

“It would be too much of a waste of a brilliant mind. We could use someone like him on our side, especially with the knowledge he has in his head. With a little bit of training he’ll become a very valuable asset. It’ll be easy enough to fake the removal of the information the Intersect has left, but until such times I want him fully trained in combat and self defence. I want him feeling comfortable with a firearm in his hands by tomorrow night. Understood?”

“Yes Ma’am,” Casey nodded, somewhat surprised by this turn of events. He was sure he would have been ordered to kill him at some point. He had already worked out their get-away plan in case that did happen.

“And besides,” his mother started, “Your my son and I hate to see your hurting. Agent Larkin was unfortunate, but if I can prevent you getting your heart broken again then I’ll do all I can.”

“Ma I...”

“Johnny, I know you better than you know yourself. And the way you two look at each other, I can tell it’s not an act. You’re not that good,” she smiled.

Casey smiled slightly himself and bowed his head in embarrassment. Trust his mother to see right through him.

“Some time tonight Ma,” Jessie shouted as the cab pulled up.

“Get him trained Johnny. As soon as you do, you’ll be able to take care of each other. I’m not going to be around forever and I need to know you have someone watching your back.”

Casey nodded before leaning down to give his mother a kiss on the cheek, “I’ll start first thing,” he said with a nod.

“Good. And I hope it goes without saying that agent Walker need not know about this.”

“Of course,” he nodded.

The general smiled at him before going over to where her daughters were waiting impatiently for her in the cab. Casey stood to wave them off and once they were gone he headed back into Chuck and Ellie’s where they had pulled the tequila out.

“They gone?” Chuck asked as Casey collapsed down next to him.

“Yup,” he nodded as he placed an arm around Chuck’s shoulders and kissed him softly.

“Hey,” Ellie shouted, “Not in front of guests,” she said with a teasing smile.

“Don’t worry Ellie,” Sarah said with a grin, “It’s nothing we haven’t seen before.”

“Yeah,” Morgan nodded, “You should see some of the stuff they get up to in the home entertainment room.”

Everyone laughed, including Casey as Chuck, embarrassed beyond belief, threw a cushion at Morgan’s head.


THE END